What in the World?

It’s spring, right?

It’s supposed to be in the 70’s and bright and sunny. Right?!

Well I have a bone to pick with Mother Nature and this whole semester. Even previous spring semesters at that.

STOP BEING SO COLD FOR SAND VOLLEYBALL INTRAMURALS.

Case in point: freshman year (two years ago for all you non-math majors), I had to play intramural sand volleyball while it was snowing out. Yup, you heard my rant, SNOWING. It’s not even the cold that bothers me, it’s the sand. It’s like a magnet for cold weather, numbing the toes first and then the feet and lastly your body as you dive for the ball.

You want to wear shoes but it’s awkward to run on the sand in them. So you bite your lip and go barefoot or attempt the socks (see the definition of wussies). Waiting for cold pain to seep in, you realize you’re only through the first five points, even though it feels like you’ve been in the sand for an hour.

This semester it has not snowed enough to interrupt intramurals but it’s still cold!

So I must apologize to those who read through this entire post. But if you get one useful thought out of reading this, understand my epiphany:

Global Warming sucks.